What time is it when you have to go the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
Who likes to drink cocoa?
A Cocoanut!
Submitted by Jennifer, age 9
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Submitted by Blake, age 6
What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step on a poodle!
Submitted by Kelly, age 12
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A Spelling Bee!
Submitted by Rebecca, age 11
Who is the greatest underwater spy?
James POND!
Submitted by Treven, age 10
What sickness does a martial artist have?
Kung FLU!
What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?
Nothing! It's a SOFT drink!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Submitted by Alexandra, age 12
What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
A Hurry Cain!
Submitted by Clouie, age 10
Why are there gates around graveyards?
Because everybody is DYING to get in!
Submitted by Kathleen, age 11
What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A gummy worm!
Submitted by David, age 6
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
Submitted by Caitlin, age 9
How did the telephone propose to the lady?
It gave her a ring!
Submitted by Melissa, age 10
What pet does everyone have?
An Armpet!
submitted by Emman, age 9
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
"Cashew"!
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
U will love it!
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